roseworth:

so i was thinking about

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post cancelled i got this notification as i was typing this and i think it’s trying to tell me something

gomjabbar:

portmanteau-bot:

gomjabbar:

gomjabbar:

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bitch fartman

bartman.

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damazcuz:

i’m gonna go home and draw

ⓘ Misinformation check: He’s not going to draw when he gets home. This user is known for often lying about this.

hey man what the fuck. untrue

ⓘ Misinformation check: This user has not drawn in weeks.

dude come on

ⓘ Misinformation check: He doesn’t remember how to.

rongzhi:

English added by me :)

roselalonde:

niklas-sagara:

roselalonde:

you are like an empty tip jar

Ready to be filled!

BECAUSE YOU DONT HAVE ANY CENTS!!!

lysphage:

My bad. I was looking for a stupid job that didn’t mean anything where I didn’t have to do stuff. Sorry, I guess.

allgremlinart:

allgremlinart:

high school theater is so funny cus like. one year you can have the most cunt wrenching performance of Phantom Of The Opera ever brought to life by 17 year olds and the next year. a really mediocre rendition of Seussical The Musical.

those of you in shock about saying cunt wrenching to be fair I DID forget that its something I only use regularly in my head but to be even MORE fair. a good Phantom Of The Opera performance IS cunt wrenching like what else do you want me to call it

mecharose:

albatris:

if your petrol station cashier had bright blood red eyes would you comment on it

yes

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bonus points if you tell me what you would say

podcastwizard:

the hot new trend is “guard posting”

teathattast: